"Tapas" (tapas)
09/16/2019 at 16:45 • Filed to: None
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"Tapas" (tapas)
09/16/2019 at 16:45 • Filed to: None | 3
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The screaming popularity of CUVs and SUVs have caught the attention of top luxury automakers as of late. With Bentley, Rolls Royce and even Lamborghini making stellar entries, the luxury SUV market is a tough place to be today.
And now, Ferrari will make one too - the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! To differentiate itself form the pack, the CTO Michael Lieters told reporters that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . But details on the SUV are still scarce.
This comes as a surprise after Sergio Marchionne, the previous head of FCA, vowed that Ferrari would never make an SUV.
This speaks to the ambition of Michael Manley, the new head of FCA. Since Marchionne conveniently stepped down due to a “health condition”, Manley has been making some changes. To take Ferrari in a bold new direction, it is rumored that Manley has summoned a demon army to do his bidding. Unverified reports claim that because of how fast Enzo Ferrari is turning in his grave, Manley has trapped his spirit in a what’s essentially a centrifuge.
That brings us to today’s big announcement. Effective immediately and retroactively , all new SUVs and Cross overs made by the FCA will now be called Poor osangues. FCA SUV and Cross over owners should also expect a recall notice for their cars, so that they can be correctly re-badged as Poorosangues.
This controversial decision was made to cement the exclusivity that the upcoming Ferrari Purosangue offers and differentiates it from all other SUVs, whether they’re competing with Ferrari or not.
Maxima Speed
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 14:53 |
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For some reason my first thought on seeing that picture was “I wonder if those will fit on my Solara?”
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Tapas
> Maxima Speed
09/16/2019 at 14:54 |
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Haha I’d love to see a Solara with those wheels!
For Sweden
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 16:47 |
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an unconventional SUV is a wagon send tweet
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> Maxima Speed
09/16/2019 at 17:02 |
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Saw a listing for a Camry on Porsche phone dials a few days ago so yeah
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:04 |
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what i dont understand is that Ferrari is still picky about its owners and chases exclusivity, yet now they’ll chase another niche with a SUV. Can you really keep the two exclusive?
dogisbadob
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:12 |
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The Fiat Viaggio is
a Dart, not a Journey (which is called Fiat Freemont)
MultiplaOrgasms
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:24 |
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Mid engined four seater V12 Hybrid SUV confirmed.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:32 |
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So Ferrari are going to make a mid engined AWD minivan that's ergonomically difficult to get in and out of (hence its claimed uniqueness) ?
SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:32 |
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When I first saw the name I thought it was a joke. After Touareg and Taycan, I now see that Ferrari must step up Their Name Game relative to VW-Lambo.
But, serious, WTF is a Purosangue ? Because in English it sounds like a lavatory cleaning product...
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:34 |
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When I first saw the name I thought it was a joke.After Touareg and Taycan, I now see that Ferrari must step up Their Name Game relative to VW-Lambo.
But, serious, WTF is a Purosangue? Because in English it sounds like a lavatory cleaning product...
EL_ULY
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 17:43 |
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Im so glad Ferrari left FCA 2-3? years ago. But still, Ferrari is too late into the SUV game. Whatever comes out better be the fastest and sexiest SUV ever made or it will be a disaster
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> Tapas
09/16/2019 at 18:04 |
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Ferrari’s SUV better be a GTC4 lifted with A/T Ko 2s, and skid plates.
SiennaMan
> Maxima Speed
09/16/2019 at 18:32 |
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Please please do it. Especially if you have access to the kind of place where people actually took around in Ferraris..
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Tapas
> HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/16/2019 at 23:22 |
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No, it will be the GTC8!